This is how my husband makes plans:

H: “D says he and T are open for the next couple of weeks except for the 22nd.”

Excited me: “So when are getting together? Before you called, I had said our calendar is open.”

H: “I don’t know. We have to set a date.”

Curious me: “And why didn’t you set a date?”

H: “He has to check with T.”

Confused me: “Why does he have to check with T? You just told me they are open for the next couple of weeks except for the 22nd.”

H: “I don’t know.”

Logical me: “Why don’t you call him back and set a date for next Saturday?”

H: “He’s busy doing stuff around the house.”

Frustrated me: “So you made plans to make plans?”

H: “Yea, I guess so.”

Hence, our calendar is still open. Wanna make plans? Don’t call my husband.